A blog relating amusing texts to the one and only boy who lived and his friends. Inspired by icarly-tfln and gleetfln. Submissions and suggestions are welcome.

[FAQ]




(630): hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?

(630): hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?



(815): Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.

(815): Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.



(281): I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it… seriously

(281): I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it… seriously



(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.

(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.



(678): did u really fuck my little sister???
(706): im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with “mess”

(678): did u really fuck my little sister???

(706): im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with “mess”



(330): I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

(330): I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.



(919): Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.

(919): Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.



(386): you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

(386): you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt



(905): so I was like “you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements.” best. pick up line. ever.

(905): so I was like “you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements.” best. pick up line. ever.



(360): I will see naked twins by the end of the night. that’s all I know

(360): I will see naked twins by the end of the night. that’s all I know