A blog relating amusing texts to the one and only boy who lived and his friends. Inspired by icarly-tfln and gleetfln. Submissions and suggestions are welcome.

[FAQ]




(301): My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake

(301): My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake



(774): I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

(774): I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…



(931): Instead of just putting it in he asked “will you do the honors?” It was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

(931): Instead of just putting it in he asked “will you do the honors?” It was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.



(218): Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?

(218): Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?



(903): EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT

(903): EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT



(502): you would pick up someone in the library

(502): you would pick up someone in the library



(405): there really should be an “avoid ghetto” option on my GPS

(405): there really should be an “avoid ghetto” option on my GPS



(404): It’s a bathroom floor kind of morning. 

(404): It’s a bathroom floor kind of morning. 



(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina. 
(978): Prove it.

(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina. 

(978): Prove it.



(412): dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.

(412): dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.