(630): hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
(815): Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
(443): You kept telling that ginger girl, “it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault.”
(937): A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
(310): Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
(506): i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
(513): he made a joke about you fucking his daughter…i think youre golden
(301): My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake
(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
(323): I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.