A blog relating amusing texts to the one and only boy who lived and his friends. Inspired by icarly-tfln and gleetfln. Submissions and suggestions are welcome.

[FAQ]




(630): hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?

(630): hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?



(815): Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.

(815): Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.



(443): You kept telling that ginger girl, “it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault.”

(443): You kept telling that ginger girl, “it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault.”



(937): A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.

(937): A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.



(310): Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.

(310): Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.



(506): i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.

(506): i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.



(513): he made a joke about you fucking his daughter…i think youre golden

(513): he made a joke about you fucking his daughter…i think youre golden



(301): My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake

(301): My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake



(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.

(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.



(323): I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.

(323): I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.